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(281): View more from Texas

How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend

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Get a boyfriend

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(915): View more from Texas

After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(785): View more from Kansas

It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.

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(812): View more from Indiana

He just called me juicy booty via text message.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex

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(432): View more from Texas

I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave

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(406): View more from Montana

I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.

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