so explain again why im purple
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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