I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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