Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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