That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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