i jhust puked up my retainher.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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