He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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