we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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