thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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