dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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