Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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