Quick, to the slutcave!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
That accounts for only three of the penises
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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