Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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