I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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