Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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