Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Randomize
