i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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