Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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