She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
