Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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