i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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