What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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