Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
