I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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