I must be too annoying 4 u.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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