I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
