Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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