He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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