Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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