Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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