That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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