i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
someone owes me an orgasm
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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