i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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