another moral hangover. fuck.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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