Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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