HIV tests are more positive than that guy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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