i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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