he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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