My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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