Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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