he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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