This girl is more easily done than said...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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