real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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