there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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