did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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