easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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