i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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