Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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