The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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