I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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